Top 10 Things Learned At FDIC 2004

Salisbury FOOLS

1.                  Quarters will not bounce off a Hooters Girl’s ass as far as you would think.

2.                  Don’t tell a Hooters Girl it’s your birthday unless you are willing to suffer the consequences.

3.                  Female oil wrestling is a very slippery sport.

4.                  It is more economical to drink beer 32 ounces at a time.

5.                  When your buddy answers your question while in the shitter, there is no need to break down the door.

6.                  The bathroom sink can also double as a shoe polishing kit.

7.                  Strippers are people too.

8.                  Mass consumption of alcohol will cause you to have strange vowel movements.

9.                  Water and khaki have explosive results when mixed.

10.              Deputy Chief’s are supposed to lead by example, not social corruption.